Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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