Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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