How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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