We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
