Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Please, let me fuck your mom
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
