i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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