nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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