"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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