that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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