No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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