this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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