Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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