Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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