I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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