Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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