I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I would ride that face into the sunset
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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