what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's shark week go big or go home
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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