he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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