So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The power of my boobs compel you
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
