What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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