Yo dont text me then not text me
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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