eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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