Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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