So drunk, too bad you don't want this
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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