No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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