Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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