Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize