she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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