508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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