thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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