There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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