i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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