My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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