apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
did i just pee glitter
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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