Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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