Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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