I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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