Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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