Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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