In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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