Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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