You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Who died my cat blue again?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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