I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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