the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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