Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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