i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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