I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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