They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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