You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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