Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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