Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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