i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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