i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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