I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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