kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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