Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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