i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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